tl;dr religious lals

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1. ESSAY QUESTION
   While it is true that there have been and still are many different gods and many different religions, they are really just different names by which various cultures approach the same God. Explain how and why each of the following is the same God:
   
   
   • Quetzalcoatl, who wants you to skin a young virgin alive, then put on the skin and dance;
   • Shiva, who wants you to pray over his penis;
   • Allah, who wants you to fly airliners into buildings;
   • Catholic God, who speaks directly through the Pope;
   • Hebrew God, who most definitely does not;
   • Jesus, who wants you to castrate yourself to ensure arrival in heaven
   • Jehovah, who any day now, is going to kill everyone on the earth except for his Witnesses