like a boss

i call it the lion-hunting technique

Differences Worth Noting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz8Jp1hOQxw&feature=related

starcraft is srs bzns

top gear. real men.

Suck it Trebek

For Javeed:



What is Computer?

Wait a min, did I just find my new Fav. tune?

my horse is amazing

cool right arm bro

Yes, it's the right arm cuz mirror.

CBC News - Montreal - H1N1 hits McGill University

Yo guys - I think some heavy drink sharing and hand shaking is in order.

regular in-class activities

they sleep together.

Kanye West meets Westboro Baptist

Danger (in bat-voice)

it's like playing tic tac toe

14:38 mike: is x in or out of the page?

shot callers in their native habitat

22:15 -- Irssi: Starting query in localhost with rafsan

22:15 syscrash: howsit @ the hood

22:15 rafsan: drive bys everywhere

22:15 rafsan: I just stole this laptop to write some rap

left behind

Thanks Wikipedia, thanks.

I was going to post the picture here, but Blogger is fail. Refer to this.
(You may need to REFRESH YOUR PAGE upon loading the link. omploader is lame.)

Only in Japan

I suggest we all fly to Japan immediately
to take advantage of this fantastic offer.
Why would we not?

CSI: Fail

CSI: Computers Super-Enhancing Images
and other CSI Stupidities










If you're going to parody yourself, at least do it right. Example, next video.



And an alternate version of the last scene here.


And as a bonus, CSI teaches us that Visual Basic is a leet hacker's tool. Hilarity ensues.



"OMG! The IP is 127.0.0.1 The killer is here! Quick, bring up the firewalls!"
She might as well have just said, "I'll use Ruby to HTML up some RSS feeds. Then Google the dot com out of it"


CSI has also managed to create a new IP version using 64 bits. Impressive.

DSD Part 2: ALTERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!

how2java

20:32 davidcanada_aim: hello

20:33 syscrash: Hi

20:33 syscrash: watching dexter here

20:34 davidcanada_aim: shiiiiiiiiiiit

20:34 davidcanada_aim: currently experiencing trouble of executing code here

20:34 davidcanada_aim: fucked

(...snip...)

21:20 syscrash: it works fine

21:20 syscrash: ε % javac expressionEvaluator.java [~/Downloads]

21:20 syscrash: Note: expressionEvaluator.java uses unchecked or unsafe operations.

21:20 syscrash: Note: Recompile with -Xlint:unchecked for details.

21:20 syscrash: ε % java expressionEvaluator [~/Downloads]

21:20 syscrash: Enter an expression

21:20 syscrash: 1+1

21:20 syscrash: Malformed expression here!

21:20 syscrash: Enter an expression

21:20 davidcanada_aim: really?

21:20 syscrash: yes

21:21 davidcanada_aim: how come i got all bunch of shits

21:21 syscrash: maybe you forgot to compile it?

21:21 syscrash: lol

21:21 davidcanada_aim: i did

21:21 syscrash: i did

21:21 syscrash: javac expressionEvaluator.java

21:21 syscrash: java expressionEvaluator

21:22 davidcanada_aim: shit

21:22 davidcanada_aim: motherfucker

21:22 davidcanada_aim: gay

21:22 syscrash: lolol

21:22 davidcanada_aim: u are going to laugh on the ground if u hear this

21:22 syscrash: i already am

21:22 syscrash: you forgot to compile it

21:22 syscrash: yw

21:22 davidcanada_aim: what i did was java expressionEvaluator.class

1. l2java (notice the approx. 1 hour gap in that conversation)

2. lotg

3. ...

4. profit

bruce "danger" wayne

20:22 sermad: yo is it just me or do you ever find yourself talking in the bat-voice

20:22 sermad: randomly

Can I Haz Debian?

HTC Dream/G1 running Debian 5.0.3 concurrently with Android 1.6.
4 GB Class 6 SDHC microSD card: 32 MB linux_swap, 500 MB etx4 for android apps, 3.5 GB vfat for Android and Debian filesystems.

apt-getting some gcc


Setting up them upgrades


Proof of purchase (I fucked up twice, bite me)

Next goal, getting a graphical interface running. Probably xfce4. Just have to wait the "4 hours" it takes to download and install Xorg and xfce4 on this thing. Not to mention I wasted a huge amount of time downloading and installing x-window-system, gdm, and gnome-core until I ran out of space and had to undo all of it to go with a slimmer, and probably faster, xfce environment.

Looks like these guys got some /b/lackup for their costume sale.

http://www.kgw.com/video/thesquare-index.html?nvid=400605

no one really knows for sure

reminds me of me

So we played StarCraft

I just want to say, yes I lost, but with glory and dignity. Can I just also point out the fact that I absolutely hated the idea of free for all. It is such a perfect way for people to ruin things up in the most filthy, discriminating, and vexing manner.

I was just about to destroy Colonel Shaikh's base using my mighty squadron of Battlestars, and I invite you all to put a big smile on your faces and take a wild guess who raped me from behind. Taking on 2 battles at the same time is never easy, never the less I have to withdraw my forces to fortify my position while the winning hope was clearly placed in front of me and slipped through my fingers.

Now, I think I can truly comprehend the amount of frustration Hitler must endure during his last several days, Briton and France was just the matter of time, what he'd least anticipated was the back rape from some Russian polar bears.

Here is Nat.Dawg trying to cheer me up after Carmen's wedding

SURFING CLASS: WAVES 101

And, I have come to the conclusion that a compass was not needed...

automobiles and things

smirth chawt

19:29 ray: i need a compass?:S

The Mac Experience Revealed

having a good time

same.

All I do is mix Starcraft and Gundam

Can I get a sieg zion, bitches? (Yeah I realize I'm playing the wrong faction for that)

out of control

like a boss.

welcome her to facebook

Answer of the Century?

For a while now, I have been thinking about what the content of my first post should be, and then, I decided to reply to the question of the century posted a while ago.

Ray Asks: Should we know pie models?

Ray Answers: I have not yet received a clear answer on that. I'm gonna ask someone after the test tomorrow. They will have a definite answer by then.

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

/b/rother (4:02:04 PM): question of the century
/b/rother (4:02:06 PM): 16:00 ray: should we know pi-models?

mastercraft

That's right, bitches.

all i do is compute limits