Bash - ing

Person1:christ how long does a reboot take
Person2:took him 3 days

since we were having some religious lawls here :D

severe IRC hate:
Man: You know, you really ought to have a bra with 403: forbidden on it.
Woman: And you really ought to have a pair of boxers with 404: not found.

bash.org <-> deserves bookmark from all haters.