Wikipedia Win

no one really knows for sure

reminds me of me

taking the interwebs by storm + trivialities

The Signals midterm was pretty trivial. I bet some serious smugness (to borrow *dolf's term) is going to take place if I get owned.

I've taken reddit by storm. [click]

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