We ordered pizza today. There were two drinks per person. At least one
of the drinks was supposed to be ROOT BEER, as per Danger's order. However, ROOT BEER WAS SUBSTITUTED WITH COKE ZERO. COKE FUCKING ZERO. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Enraged, Danger suited up for battle in his new $700 jacket. Someone was ready to choke a bitch.
Providing photographic evidence of the events to follow would result in prosecution.
It is safe to say that the situation was resolved to everyone's satisfaction.
