If you see this beast who lurks in the halls of Trottier STAY CLEAR!!! Its behavior is known to be highly unpredictable and violent!
Pictured here in it's natural habitat, it feeds off DDR1 RAM sticks and spare hard drives. It's mating habits are yet unknown however scientist have theorized that it is self-fornicating. The species is generally characterized by a large fauxhawk and fidgety behavior when forced to sit for long periods.
When this creature attacks it can be very deadly. The last person known to have a run in with it was never heard from again. All that remained was this:
"It's mating habits are yet unknown however..."
ReplyDeleteIt's?? It is mating habits???!!
Shameful.
EDEC teachers would be displeased. Also, it appears that NATHAN has been learning from the best (in regards to english); Adolf.
ReplyDeleteThis is why we can't have nice things.
ReplyDeleteDoes it shed? I seem to have seen it with a variety of fur coats...
ReplyDeletenice story there, I like the last part (that's what she said)
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