Moar EDEC Lulz

Well, I realize, dear readers, that I left you wanting yesterday. It was, indeed, my first day without a post since I joined this blog. For that, I do apologize. I'm again unsure that I have much to offer in terms of a blog post, but perhaps some entertainment can come from what I'm going to write.

So, in EDEC today, we were working on a sales pitch. This was motivated by our having watched Obama's Inauguration Speech (off of YouTube?!) and pinpointing what made his speech so inspirational. So, I was told to free write about a "service [I] can offer to [my] classmates." (The teach even suggested massages...)

I then proceeded to present, more or less verbatim, the text posted here below. For your enjoyment:

Free Write - Sales Pitch

So you're sitting at home, caffeine coursing through your veins, it's 12 a.m., and you haven't yet started your assignment. That assignment, you know that one that's due tomorrow? For "Communication in Engineering"? And now you're panicking: "OHMIGOSH, I have NO idea what to write!" Right?

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