Pinged Ponged

"this table is too small.."
"that's what she said..."


Facts:

• Last played table tennis more than a year ago

• Pro gear (personal paddle) was not at hand

• Timberland shoes were at feet and not healthy sporty sneakers which won't twist my ankle if I moved too much
• WOmen were in the neighbourhood whom I would like to make sources of "that's what she said" jokes.
• I was playing vs. "The Professionals"

Fairy Tale:

• I got lucky.
  

Truth:

• I kicked ass.
  

Nostradamus:

• My ping pong ass will be kicked in the future by the aforementioned Pro-s. Just a possibility that it will be caused by a Ho's-before-Pro's situation.